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Daft Dyke Products: Retro Range
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Daft Dyke Products: Retro Range
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Nature Study Nature Study  Ref:DD022
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The girls were very keen on 'Nature Study'
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Couples Couples  Ref:DD023
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They say couples start to look alike after a while, but that won't happen to us will it darling ...?
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All Because . . . All Because . . .  Ref:DD00v5
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And all because the lady loves . . .
Women!
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Darcy Darcy  Ref:DD001
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Hilary modelled herself on Mr Darcy. . .
. . . Eliza found it pretentious, but strangely exhilerating.
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Get Well Get Well  Ref:DD002
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Millicent had written at last. . .
. . .Shirley came over queer again.
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Hug Hug  Ref:DD003
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Congratulations Darling!
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Park Bench Liason Park Bench Liason  Ref:DD004
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Their 'chance' meetings were lasting so long now that Mildred was considering bringing sandwiches. . . Pongo was just bored to distraction: He never seemed to get to chase squirrels anymore
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Mildred! Mildred!  Ref:DD004v
Mildred! It's ANOTHER Valentine for you!
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Lost Lost  Ref:DD005
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I'd be Lost without you
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The Letter The Letter  Ref:DD007
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Tis from thy Daughter Ethelburga, My Lord;
She sayth that she hath escaped from a garderobe
and hath adopted the nationality of a small Greek island adjacent to the coast of Turkey.
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Best Seller Best Seller  Ref:DD008
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Lettice was regretting lending the latest lesbian best seller to Hermione - she read so slowly.
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Concert Concert  Ref:DD009
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Xanthe had finally plucked up the courage to ask Ariadne to the Sappho come-back concert
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Hindsight Hindsight  Ref:DD010
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Looking back, the signs had always been there
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Friend Friend  Ref:DD011
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If you'll be my best friend, I'll let you copy my maths homework and you can borrow my green belt an' I won't tell Martha you had a CRUSH ON HER, an' you can have my sherbert fountain 'cos I don't like them anyway, an'...
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Little Friend Susan Little Friend Susan  Ref:DD026
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Susan could hardly wait to grow up. . .
then they could be lesbians, just like Milly's auntie!
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Princess Princess  Ref:DD012
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Esmerelda knew in her heart that ONE DAY her princess would come. . .
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Wiles Wiles  Ref:DD014
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Samantha had tried every feminine wile she could think of. . .
Jenny seemed to be completely unaware of her.
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Yule Yule  Ref:DD015
Available as the single card at £1.20 or pack of five cards all the same for £3.50.
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Supper Supper  Ref:DD027
Ah Supper! And then. . . Harold had some ideas about afters.
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Bizarre Bizarre  Ref:DD028
Clive had taken him to some strange clubs over the years but Adrian felt that the dress code here was just BIZARRE
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Secret Santa Secret Santa  Ref:DD029
Harold still didn't understand the rules of Secret Santa
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Philosophy Philosophy  Ref:DD030
"By Jove! This philosopher chappie is right! It's the man INSIDE the clothes who counts..." Harold didn't think it would take long to prove it, either.
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Caruthers Caruthers  Ref:DD032
There was something about Caruthers; when he walked into a room, other men noticed.
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Library Library  Ref:DD033
For the last time, Jones, the library copy of Gay Times is only available to the 6th Form AFTER the masters have read it.
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Secret Love Secret Love  Ref:DD036
Henry knew, in his heart, that there would be a time when he and George would be together openly.
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Angel Angel  Ref:DD038
Tarquin wasn't really Ready to join the Gay Bikers Hell's Angels chapter.
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Float Float  Ref:DD040
plans for this year's Chudbury School float for the Chudbury Magna Pride Carnival were going slowly- only Herbert seemed to have any ideas about colour schemes
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Reception Reception  Ref:DD043
For some reason the Headmaster did not feel that the school hall was an appropriate venue for Marjoriebanks and Featherstonehaugh to hold the reception for their civil partnership.
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Reception Personalised Reception Personalised  Ref:DD043p
For some reason the Headmaster did not feel that the school hall was an appropriate venue for Marjoriebanks and Featherstonehaugh to hold the reception for their civil partnership.

Have this card personalised. Replace Marjoriebanks and Featherstonehaugh with the names of your choice. Please allow seven days for despatch.
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Athletics Athletics  Ref:DD045
This was probably NOT what Papa had in mind when they talked about athletics. . .
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Athene Gripes Athene Gripes  Ref:DD2001
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Ye Gods!
What does a girl have to do to be taken seriously?
Apollo's always calling me 'Daddy's Girl'. . .
All the heroes expect something for nothing,
and just because the Aegis is metaphorical it doesn't stop being heavy. . . .
All I wanted was for Someone to remember My Birthday
I suppose they think bouncing fully grown and armoured from Daddy's forehead doesn't count. . .
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